Bartender, Pour Me Another Cup, from the WaPo

America’s largest brewing company, Anheuser-Busch, released its latest product last week – a beer that contains caffeine.

It saddens me that this is Budweiser, and not actually a good beer. The January 2005 issue of National Geographic had an article about caffeine, and it mentioned that a popular club drink these days is Red Bull and vodka, so I suppose this is in the same spirit. (Get it? Spirit?) Personally, I’m in favor of more things being caffeinated. They could put it in the water like flouride and I’d be okay with that.

But the best quote is this:

“People who drink it, their eyes light up and they say ‘Wow!,’ among other things.”

One can only imagine what those other things might include.